Yes, let me repeat: lighters yes, 4 ounces of water, shampoo, or peanut butter, no.
If only there were a Wonko the Sane to build the world an asylum.
I'll be in Fargo for the next four days (for work). See that you don't miss me too much. Apparently I do often blog about every four days, so maybe I'll tell you about Fargo while I'm there -- if you're lucky and I don't get frostbite. No, really -- people actually do get frostbite up there. They have temperatures in the negative degrees Fahrenheit. Those aren't real temperatures...right?